"Am I supposed to prison-fight an Old Russian lady with back problems?"
— Piper Chapman to Larry
"We can't know that yet. Maybe they'll still meet some of our demands. Maybe some grandma in Kansas will read an article about this and she'll see us as people instead of criminals. And then maybe she'll tell all of her grandma friends and they'll tell their kids, and then they'll tell their grandkids. I mean, isn't that how change really happens? Through Midwestern grandmas having epiphanies? Maybe that will have made all of this worth it."
— Piper to Alex Vause, Blanca Flores, Galina Reznikov and Frieda Berlin

"Will you be my girlfriend?"
— Piper Chapman to Alex

"Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?""
— Piper Chapman to Alex

"Bitches gots to learn."
— Piper Chapman

"Well, guess what, I'm really fucking angry, because I love you Alex. I love you and I fucking... hate you"
— Piper Chapman to Alex Vause

"Sisters, we may be incarcerated, but our panties will travel the world."
— Piper Chapman

"Just thinking about when I first got here and all the shit you put me through. And now I'm at the big girl's table! Chapman and Reznikov sit here...and Norma."
— Piper Chapman to Red and Norma (Power Suit)

"Is this a real riot? This is a real riot. If this is a real riot, do you think this is a step forward or backwards in equality?"
— Piper Chapman to Alex Vause (Riot FOMO)