D. Kowalski

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D. Kowalski
Biographical Information
Full Name	D. Kowalski
Sex	Male
Job	Corrections Officer (former)
Status	Alive
Prison Information
Show Information
Actor	Hamilton Clancy
Season	S2 - S3
Count	12
First	"Appropriately Sized Pots"
Last	"Trust No Bitch"

D. Kowalski is a Corrections Officer at Litchfield Penitentiary. His first name begins with a "D". He is portrayed by Hamilton Clancy.

Biography

Before Litchfield

Nothing is known about Kowalski's life before becoming a Corrections Officer at Litchfield.

Season Three

In "Mother's Day", CO Kowalski gets some visiting kids to stain CO Charles Ford's white uniform as a prank.

In "Fear, and Other Smells", Director of Human Activity Danny Pearson mistakenly calls him "Jackson".

In "Trust No Bitch", Kowalski is one of the many senior COs who decide to quit due to MCC's benefit and hour cuts and the promotion of the new Director of Human Activity, Joe Caputo, who had previously promised to stand by the COs.

Memorable Quotes

"It ain't right, Mr. Caputo."

— Kowalski, 'Trust No Bitch'

Appearances

Orange Is the New Black: Season Two
"Thirsty Bird":	"Looks Blue, Tastes Red":	"Hugs Can Be Deceiving":	"A Whole Other Hole":	"Low Self Esteem City":	"You Also Have a Pizza":	"Comic Sans":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Appropriately Sized Pots":	"40 Oz. of Furlough":	"Little Mustachioed Shit":	"Take a Break From Your Values":	"It Was the Change":	"We Have Manners. We're Polite.":
Appears	Absent	Appears	Absent	Appears	Appears

Orange Is the New Black: Season Three
"Mother's Day":	"Bed Bugs and Beyond":	"Empathy Is a Boner Killer":	"Finger in the Dyke":	"Fake It Till You Fake It Some More":	"Ching Chong Chang":	"Tongue-Tied":
Appears	Absent	Appears	Appears	Absent	Appears	Appears
"Fear, and Other Smells":	"Where My Dreidel At":	"A Tittin' and a Hairin'":	"We Can Be Heroes":	"Don't Make Me Come Back There":	"Trust No Bitch":
Appears	Absent	Absent	Appears	Absent	Appears